Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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