All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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