Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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