i don't plan on having that self control this summer
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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