is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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