just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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