so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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