I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i am craving dick and cupcakes
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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