it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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