Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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