nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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