Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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