I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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