O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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