I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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