so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I am midnight drunk by noon
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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