just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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