I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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