I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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