He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
two words...techno handjob
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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