I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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