That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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