Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Damn victory sex feels great
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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