He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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