Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
