i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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