I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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