im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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