i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
