Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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