Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My vagina just recognized that song.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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