Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You're like the curious george of whores
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize