Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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