Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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