I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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