omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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