I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
