in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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