Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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