standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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