My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Come share oat with me in your robe
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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