So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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