Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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