it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I love you.
Bad choice
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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