Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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