Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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