i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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