how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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