Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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