Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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