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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.

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(415): View more from California

It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.

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(714): View more from California

I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed

(949): View more from California

Someone's stooooned

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(708): View more from Illinois

If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later

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(319): View more from Iowa

Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question

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(785): View more from Kansas

The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital

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(630): View more from Illinois

3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....

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