I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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