dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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