Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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